"she never looked nice. she looked like art. and art wasn't supposed to like nice; it was supposed to make you feel something"
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
How can your heart be stuck on someone for so damn long?
I’m still hoping it’s you and me in the end.
Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?